I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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