plz talk dirty to me
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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