Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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