Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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