brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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