Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
how drunk are you?
Several
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