i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Good thing I've started drinking again