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• (434): View more from Virginia

  did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir

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  details?

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  alcohol + bed + penis = sex

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.

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