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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?

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• (585): View more from New York

  If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.

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• (845): View more from New York

  There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face

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  he seemed brazillian..

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  fuck.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk

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