yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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