people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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