You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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