Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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