Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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