I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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