She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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