i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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