At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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