Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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