Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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