I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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