kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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