Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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