i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize
