We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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