I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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