I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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