Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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