I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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