Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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