I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
