i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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