dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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