He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
