none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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