She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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