why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Michael Bay diarrhea
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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