do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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