Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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