found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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