I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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