So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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