We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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