Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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