somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
All I want is dick and wine.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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