Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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