Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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