ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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