I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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