I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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