she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Green mimosas i think yes
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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