Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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