If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Everything about him screamed your future.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Randomize
