It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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