Quick, to the slutcave!
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Randomize
