so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
