Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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