We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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