the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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